- I accidentally swear at my boss via an email I didn't intend her to receive 'cause I sure didn't know she was CC'd on there.


"Dear Boss, My apologies for that email. I was just diagnosed this morning with a severe case of uncontrollable swearing. I promise to conduct myself in a more professional manner in the future.

Best regards and #*&*#!, L."

Oops.

- I haven't responded to all of your kind blogoversary wishes.
- I have six spider bites....one of which is spreading the poison in a lumpy red line up my leg....ew....
- I have a project at work that I don't know how to do, exactly.
- One of my dearest friends is coming to visit and I'm going to cook for their arrival. I should mention: I suck when it comes to cooking. If I'm not blowing myself up, I'm just basically ruining the meal and whatever pan is cooking it.
- I have to take a brief reprieve from blogging....