Honda has been taken into custody for the day. I feel terrible for the poor schmuck who is not aware of her quirks and the fact that her breaks aren't exactly working up to par. The idle is going a bit crazy as well and causes her to lurch forward like a rocket. Not a good combination. After work I half expect to find her face down on the concrete below the fifth floor of the parking structure.

Anyway---overhead in the law office of Big Hollywood Studio today:

"How was the party the other night?" asks the little female lawyer with the very large voice.

"It was great! Really fun, the fourteen of us had a great time," replied the lawyer who looks, oddly enough, like a frumpy school teacher with a low voice and skirt whose belt sits high above her waist.

"Yeah?" asks the tiny lawyer who scares men four times her size.

"Yeah. Apparently 16 bottles of champagne were consumed."

"Oh wow."

"But....uh....we discovered after the fact that apparently none of the men drank."

"None of them?"

"None."

"And uh....well.....I guess a lot of the women didn't drink either."

"But 16 bottles of champagne were fully consumed?"

"Fully."

"So who drank it all?"

"Well, uh.....soo I guess it turns out that since none of the men drank and some of the women didn't drink....uhh.....four of us drank 16 bottles of champagne."

"Holy [explitive]!"

"Yeah. And well, it turns out that....."

"Maybe you and ________ were the only ones who drank the 16 bottles of champagne?"

"Maybe."

"Maybe?"

"Well, you know, I wouldn't really remember."

Of course not.