I walked into the lobby of my building and a medical book sale display was set up. As I jetted past the shelves I noticed one book in particular. It read "Dr. Susan Loves Breasts Book."

What?! I was astonished at the insane title but dashed into the elevator instead of asking questions.

While riding up to the fifth floor a woman in a floppy hat looked at me and said,

"I've been admiring your pants."

I smiled. "Oh thank you," I said.

"Yes, I think I kinda like them."

Uh, thanks? I think I kinda appreciate that?

Who says that when they're doling out compliments?

"I think you kinda look nice today."

"I think you kinda did a nice job on that report."

"I think I kinda like your hair. It's kinda pretty."

After baffling at that I sat down and informed my research team that a book about Dr. Susan loving breasts was downstairs. Apparently one guy already has the video collection. (uh, EWW). Then I thought for a half second the breast part was singular. Maybe Dr. Susan only loves one breast. Maybe I read it incorrectly. Maybe I'm beginning to see things that aren't there.

Then I decided to see who would publish such an odd-sounding book about women's health.

Apparently I did indeed read the title a bit incorrectly. My bad: