Four-Year-Old: "Adults are such freaking idiots."

Rooster:"You're telling me- the idiot fed me sunflower seeds."

Four-Year-Old: "Do you have a cigarette shoved into your mouth while your completely wasted dad decides to shoot pics of you with part of the family farm? No. You don't. So shut up about the sunflower seeds."

Rooster: "Ok. You win."

Four- Year-Old: "You bet I win. This thing doesn't even have tobacco in it. It's just a frigging rolled-up grocery list mama gave him. Moron."