Just three minutes ago a B52 bomber nearly flew INTO my building-- rattling the panels of the roof, setting off car alarms and sending people running for cover. From my desk I felt the entire building shake and heard a woman nearby scream "WHAT THE F---?!!!!"

I almost dove under my desk like everyone else but wanted to know if a plane had crashed nearby instead of into the building so I dashed for a window.

"What the H is a stealth bomber doing flying that close to our building?!" A lawyer called to his friend down the hall.

"Not very stealthy, eh?" A paralegal mumbled to herself while alarms blared in the background.

"I thought it was coming through my window..." another woman said before another one interrupted her:

"I could see the bolts on the plane!"

But what we're all wondering is: why in the HECK was a stealth bomber flying so low over a Hollywood studio? It was definitely NOT for special effects.